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Why you're wrecked by third period, and how to fix it

Your body clock moved. School didn't. The only lever you actually control is the last ninety minutes of your night.

By Cal Brennan · Fitness5 min read
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If you're falling asleep in third period every day, the fix isn't in the morning. It's in the ninety minutes before you finally put the phone down last night.

That's the whole thing. You can't out-shower it, you can't out-caffeine it, and no alarm on earth makes six hours feel like nine. But that ninety minutes is yours. You control it more than you think.

Your body clock genuinely moved

Somewhere between about twelve and fourteen, most people's internal clock shifts later. You stop getting sleepy at nine and start getting sleepy at eleven or midnight. This isn't a character flaw and it isn't you being lazy. It's a normal part of growing up, and sleep doctors have known about it for a long time.

The problem is that school didn't move with you. First bell is still first bell. So you're being asked to fall asleep before your body wants to and get up before it's finished, five days a week, for years.

That's the situation. You didn't cause it and you can't vote it away. What you can do is stop making it worse, because most guys are adding two or three hours of self-inflicted damage on top of a problem that was already there.

The general guidance for your age is eight to ten hours. Not seven. Not "I'm fine on six." You might genuinely feel fine on six, right up until you're reading the same paragraph four times and losing your temper with your little brother over nothing.

The last ninety minutes decide tomorrow

Pick a target wake time. Count back nine hours. That's roughly when you should be asleep, not when you should be thinking about heading upstairs.

Now count back another hour from that. Everything in that last hour should be something that ends on its own.

A book ends when you close it. A shower ends. Sorting your bag for tomorrow ends. Praying ends. Talking to your mom in the kitchen ends when one of you gets up.

Short videos don't end. Group chats don't end. Ranked matches don't end, they just start again, and the whole design of the thing is that there's never a natural place to stop. That's not an accident and it's not your weakness. You're going up against people who are very good at their jobs, at eleven at night, when you're already tired and your judgement is the worst it'll be all day.

You will lose that fight most nights. So stop scheduling it.

The screen problem is bigger than the light

You've probably heard that blue light from screens tells your brain it's daytime. True, and it matters a bit. Night mode helps a bit.

But the bigger issue is what's on the screen, not the screen itself. Reading a paperback under a bright lamp will put you to sleep. Losing three games in a row, or reading a message from a mate that annoys you, won't. Your heart rate is up. You're irritated, or excited, or you're replaying the conversation. That's arousal, and arousal beats melatonin every time.

So the test for the last hour isn't "is this a screen." It's "will this leave me wound up." Some things pass that test on a screen. Most of what you actually do at midnight doesn't.

Charge the phone outside your bedroom

This is the single change that does most of the work, and it's the one nobody wants to make.

Buy a cheap alarm clock. They cost very little. Put the phone on charge in the kitchen or the hallway, and go to bed.

Name the cost honestly, because there's one. You'll drop out of a conversation that carries on without you. You'll lose a streak. You might be the only one in your group who isn't there at one in the morning, and someone will comment on it.

Trade it anyway. What you get back isn't having to do school, training, work and family on a tank that's half empty every single day. That's not a small trade and you'll feel it within a week.

If leaving the phone downstairs isn't allowed or isn't practical in your house, talk to your parents about it rather than trying to fix it silently. A lot of dads will happily take the router offline at eleven if someone asks them to. Most parents are relieved when their son is the one who raised it.

The weekend is where Monday gets ruined

You sleep six hours a night Monday to Friday, then twelve on Saturday, and you think you've squared the account.

You haven't. Sleeping until two on a Saturday shoves your body clock even later, so Sunday night you lie there wide awake, and Monday morning you're back to square one with interest. It's like giving yourself jet lag every weekend without going anywhere.

Keep your wake time within about an hour of the weekday one. Sleep till nine instead of seven, fine. Sleep till two and you're paying for it on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday.

An extra hour in bed on Saturday is a reward. Five extra hours is a loan.

What you drink is still in you at midnight

Caffeine takes roughly five or six hours for half of it to clear your system, and the rest takes longer. That energy drink at three in the afternoon is still doing something at eleven.

Then you can't sleep, so you're shattered in the morning, so you have another one. You've built a loop where the thing you're using to fix the tiredness is the thing causing it.

Nothing in a can is going to make you sharper than actual sleep would have. If you're leaning on caffeine to get through a normal school day, that's information about your sleep, not about your need for caffeine. Cut it off after lunch and see what happens over a fortnight.

Mornings, briefly

Get daylight on your face early, even through a window on a gray day. Move a bit. Eat something.

Snoozing four times does nothing except chop your last stretch of sleep into useless fragments. Set one alarm, put it far enough away that you have to stand up, and get up.

If you want a nap, twenty minutes before four in the afternoon. Ninety minutes at five o'clock and you'll be awake at midnight wondering why.

When it isn't the screens

Some of this won't be fixable with a routine, and you should know the difference.

If you're getting nine hours and still exhausted, if you snore heavily or wake up gasping, if you're lying awake because your head won't stop running through things you're worried about, or if you feel flat and tired for weeks at a time, that's worth a proper conversation. Tell your mom or dad. If that's difficult, tell a teacher you trust, your school nurse, or your youth leader, and do it this week rather than next term. Ask to see a doctor. You won't be in trouble for it, and being tired all the time isn't something you're supposed to just carry.

Start tonight. Alarm clock on the bedside table, phone in the kitchen, lights out at a time you picked on purpose.

The version of you that shows up to first period after nine hours is a different person, and you've probably not met him yet.

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Cal Brennan

Fitness

Strength coach. Trains fathers, tradesmen and desk workers, which means programmes that survive a bad week.