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Daily Laughs for Maturing Bros & Brodie

A new joke, poll and meme every day, written for 13 to 17. Settle the big questions (pineapple on pizza) and send the best one to your group chat.

Wednesday, October 21

Joke of the day

Why was the math teacher late? She took the rhombus.

Grandpa's advice

“Mow the lawn before it rains, not after. Same goes for apologizing.”

Tell yours at dinner. Everybody has a grandpa line.

Settle this once and for all

The checkout line you pick:

Send it to the person who will answer wrong.

Dad joke vs. Mom joke: pick the winner

Dad joke vs. Mom joke, round 11: which one got you?

Read both out loud. Loser does the dishes.

Overheard at the dinner table

  • “I don't need a bath. I was in the rain.”

    Age 5

  • “Please pass the salt. Dad says if I don't say please the salt stays over there forever.”

    Age 5

  • “Grandma, how did you text people before phones?”

    Age 7

Write down the funny things your kids say. You think you will remember. You will not, and they are the best stories you will ever own.

Meme of the day

A teenager at a breakfast table in pajamas intensely reading the back of a cereal box, a stack of untouched library books beside the bowl. Caption: "Summer goal: read 10 books Read one cereal box. Twice."

More jokes

  • I taught my dog to fetch. Now he brings me everything: the ball, the neighbor’s shoe and a stick the size of a canoe.

  • Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.

  • Why are baseball stadiums so cool? Every seat has a fan in it.

  • The Wi-Fi went out for five minutes. I met my family. They seem nice.

  • My dog keeps a strict schedule: sleep, eat, bark at nothing, sleep again.

A fresh set every morning. None of them comes back until the whole stack has had its turn.

More memes

  • A family of four sitting in a living room staring at each other awkwardly in the silence, a teenager holding a dead phone, all looking unsure what to do. Caption: "Wi-Fi went down for five minutes Met my family. They seem nice."
  • A teenager pushing a giant heap of clothes and stuff from one corner of a bedroom to the other corner, looking pleased with the result. Caption: "Mom: "Clean your room" Me: moves the pile to the other corner"
  • A shocked teenage student at a school desk holding a test paper facing away from the camera, mouth open in betrayal, classroom behind. Caption: "Teacher: "This won't be on the test" The test:"

The BRO Code: Don't of the day

Don't roll your eyes at your mom.

She has a camera roll full of your baby pictures and is not afraid to use it.

The whole list for Maturing Brodie

Make a memory tonight

Read today's poll out at dinner and make everybody answer before they can eat. Then do the dad-vs-mom showdown and let the youngest person at the table be the judge. It takes two minutes and it is the part of the day they will remember.

New laughs every morning. Come back tomorrow.

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