Joke of the day
My friends and I made a group chat to plan a sleepover. Three weeks and four hundred messages later, we've settled on nothing, but we have voted on a group chat name six times, so at least our government is very active.
Next week we're forming a committee to decide who's allowed to call a vote.
Grandpa's advice
“Don't put off till tomorrow what you can get your grandson to do today.”
Tell yours at dinner. Everybody has a grandpa line.
Overheard at the dinner table
“When I'm big, you can visit me every day. Maybe twice.”
“Grandma, did the dinosaurs come to your birthday parties?”
“I asked Grandma for the Wi-Fi password. She said it is "go outside."”
Write down the funny things your kids say. You think you will remember. You will not, and they are the best stories you will ever own.
The BRO Code: Do of the day
The whole list for Teen GirlsPractice the thing you love every day.
Talent is mostly practice that nobody saw.
Make a memory tonight
Read today's poll out at dinner and make everybody answer before they can eat. Then do the dad-vs-mom showdown and let the youngest person at the table be the judge. It takes two minutes and it is the part of the day they will remember.
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