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Grandma's Bible Held together by duct tape and prayer

An old worn leather Bible on a kitchen table held together with strips of tape, a pair of reading glasses and a cup of coffee beside it, warm morning light. Caption: "Grandma's Bible Held together by duct tape and prayer"
Grandma's Bible Held together by duct tape and prayer
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  • A congregation in wooden pews in a bright country church, several people smiling knowingly at each other, one man glancing at his wristwatch. Caption: "Pastor says "in closing" Twenty more minutes. We knew."
  • A long church fellowship hall table covered in casserole dishes and one lonely untouched green salad in the middle, cheerful people with full plates. Caption: "Church potluck Twelve casseroles. One salad. Nobody touched the salad."
  • A row of people in a church pew hurriedly flipping through Bibles with slightly panicked faces, pages fanning, one person peeking at the neighbor's. Caption: ""Let's turn to Obadiah" Whole church flipping pages in a panic"
  • A smiling older man in a church fellowship hall holding a styrofoam cup of very dark coffee, eyes wide open and energized, a big metal coffee urn behind him. Caption: "The church coffee Strong enough to raise Lazarus"
  • A family hurrying out of church doors into a sunny parking lot, the mom holding her car keys with a look of alarm about the oven at home. Caption: "Sermon ran long The roast at home is now jerky"
  • A crowded small church gravel parking lot with cars jammed in every direction, a man in his Sunday suit standing beside his blocked-in car, patiently smiling. Caption: "Church parking lot after service The real test of faith"
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