Joke of the day
I told my son that in my day we didn't have GPS, we just got lost with confidence. Now he thinks confidence is a navigation app, and honestly his mother agrees more with him than with me.
That's the real betrayal.
Grandpa's advice
“If it is free, it is probably going to cost you a Saturday.”
Tell yours at dinner. Everybody has a grandpa line.
Overheard at the dinner table
“Mom, when you were a kid, did you have a mom too?”
“I'm not being loud. I'm being excited at a high volume.”
“When you say "five more minutes," is that grown-up minutes or real minutes?”
Write down the funny things your kids say. You think you will remember. You will not, and they are the best stories you will ever own.
Meme of the day
The BRO Code: Do of the day
The whole list for Business OwnersKeep your books clean.
A shoebox of receipts is not an accounting system, whatever your uncle says.
Make a memory tonight
Read today's poll out at dinner and make everybody answer before they can eat. Then do the dad-vs-mom showdown and let the youngest person at the table be the judge. It takes two minutes and it is the part of the day they will remember.
New laughs every morning. Come back tomorrow.