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Daily Laughs
A new joke, meme, poll and dad-vs-mom showdown every morning. Clean enough for the dinner table, funny enough to read out loud at it.
Tuesday, November 10
Joke of the day
My wife and I ran a 5K together. She finished first. I finished with dignity, eventually.
Grandpa's advice
“Take the stairs. Or don't. I will be sitting at the bottom either way.”
Tell yours at dinner. Everybody has a grandpa line.
Overheard at the dinner table
“The dog is the only one allowed to lick the plate. It's not fair.”
“I didn't eat the cookie. I ate around the chocolate chips, and then I ate the chocolate chips.”
“It's not a mess. It's a system you don't understand.”
Write down the funny things your kids say. You think you will remember. You will not, and they are the best stories you will ever own.
Meme of the day
More jokes
Dad’s grilling outfit: apron, flip-flops, sunglasses at dusk, and the confidence of a man who has never read a recipe.
The check-engine light has been on for a year. My truck is like a man who won’t go to the doctor: it just keeps driving.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
My title says “manager.” Mostly I manage the printer’s feelings.
My tackle box is organized by color, size and how much I spent pretending I’d use it.
A fresh set every morning. None of them comes back until the whole stack has had its turn.
More memes
The BRO Code: Do of the day
The whole list for Young WomenLearn to cook a few real meals.
Anyone can order in. A woman who can feed a room is a force.
Make a memory tonight
Read today's poll out at dinner and make everybody answer before they can eat. Then do the dad-vs-mom showdown and let the youngest person at the table be the judge. It takes two minutes and it is the part of the day they will remember.
New laughs every morning. Come back tomorrow.
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