How to Be a Real Man

Character, duty, standards and the things nobody sat you down and explained.

The BRO Code. What to do, what not to do, and a few laughs on the way.

The brisket that was supposed to be ready by six

Fifteen pounds of beef, one promise to the family and a thermometer that wouldn't move. How the rookie does it, and how the veteran eats on time.

GuideHomeWes DunbarOct 8, 20266 min

Your first lawn mow, and the bald stripe the whole street can see

The rookie scalps it at 2 p.m. in July. The veteran is done before lunch and the grass thanks him for it. The difference is about eight moves.

Ask BRO

Build me a 30-day training plan around two sessions a week

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GuideFishingWes DunbarOct 8, 20265 min

Nobody Owns the Fishing Dock, So Act Like Everybody Does

The etiquette every dock regular knows and nobody posts on the sign, from where your line goes to who gets the spare nightcrawlers.

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Hobbies5 min read

Getting Next, Calling Fouls and Getting Picked Again at Pickup

The pickup court runs on a code nobody posts on the fence. Learn it this Saturday and you'll get picked again next Saturday.

Poll

How often do you see your closest friends?

GuideSportsMarcus ValeOct 8, 20266 min

Nobody Remembers the Score, but They Remember Who Brought Ice

The parking lot before kickoff runs on a code nobody posts on the gate. Learn it, and you'll be the tent people walk over to on purpose.

GuideOutdoorsWes DunbarOct 8, 20265 min

Your Campground Neighbors Can Hear Everything You Say

Forty feet of grass and a nylon wall. The etiquette that keeps a full campground friendly, safe and quiet after ten.

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GuideHumorWes DunbarOct 8, 20264 min

The Truck Comes Back With a Full Tank, No Exceptions

Borrowing a friend's pickup is easy. Getting asked back is the hard part. Fifteen rules every truck owner knows and never says out loud.

Quiz

Is your money actually in order?

Six questions. No email required, no sales pitch at the end.

StoryHomeSam OrtizOct 7, 20266 min

The house has a map, and it lives in my wife's head

A popped sink line, one calm woman with a towel, and the nine things in our house she can find in the dark.

GuideGadgetsRay OkonkwoOct 7, 20265 min

Two-year phone upgrades versus running it into the ground

The driveway version says keeping your old phone saves two grand. The real version still says keep it, just with a lot less swagger.

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Build me a revision plan that I will actually stick to

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GuideCarsRay OkonkwoOct 7, 20265 min

The transmission quote that almost bought me a new truck

One $3,200 repair bill made a new truck payment look like a bargain. Then somebody asked what the truck costs besides the payment.

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GuideHomeRay OkonkwoOct 7, 20265 min

The forty-eight rolls were a bargain. The rest of the cart wasn't.

Bulk paper towels look like free money until you count the sheets, the miles, the closet space and everything that rode home next to them.

Poll

How many days a week are you actually training?

GuideDogs & PetsRay OkonkwoOct 7, 20265 min

The free puppy costs more than the one with a price tag

The cardboard box said FREE. The vet, the pet store and a chewed TV remote had other ideas. Run the real year-one numbers before you say yes.

GuideMoneyRay OkonkwoOct 7, 20265 min

The ten-cent gas station that costs you eight dollars

Crossing town for cheaper gas feels like beating the system. Run the real numbers once and you'll never pass three stations again.

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GuideHomeRay OkonkwoOct 7, 20266 min

Why the 45-minute faucet job takes an afternoon

The plumber's quote looks like robbery until you add up the three hardware store trips, the seized valve and the wrench you'll use twice in a decade.

Quiz

Does your wardrobe actually fit you?

Five questions, honestly answered, and a plan for the next two weeks.

Tools & Organizing5 min

The Weekend Rate Isn't a Personal Challenge

Can You Fix It5 min

Every Wrong Gray Starts at the Paint Counter

Ask BRO

What should I wear to this?

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StoryWoodworkingWes DunbarOct 7, 20265 min

Nobody at the lumber yard thinks your 2x4 is two by four

A Saturday morning in the stacks, a napkin sketch, and the lessons the guys in line learned the hard way so you don't have to.

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StoryCarsDean ShawOct 7, 20265 min

Nobody at the parts counter can guess which engine you have

A Saturday morning in line at the auto parts counter, where every wrong guess comes with a lesson you can use before your next oil change.

Poll

How many days a week are you actually training?

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