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The potluck, the long sermon, the back row. Joyful church-family humor, new every day, good for a laugh at small group.

Tuesday, November 10

Joke of the day

Why did Moses wander the desert for forty years? Even then, men wouldn’t stop to ask for directions.

Grandpa's advice

“Sing out in church. God gave you that voice. It is only fair He hears what He made.”

Tell yours at dinner. Everybody has a grandpa line.

Church family, settle this

The church parking lot after the service:

Send it to the person who will answer wrong.

Dad joke vs. Mom joke: pick the winner

Dad joke vs. Mom joke, round 14: which one got you?

Read both out loud. Loser does the dishes.

Overheard after church

  • “I know the Lord's Prayer. I just say the middle part faster.”

    Age 8

  • “Noah had two of every animal. Why did he bring two mosquitoes?”

    Age 7

  • “Why is church so quiet? Did somebody tell God to shh?”

    Age 4

Write down the funny things your kids say. You think you will remember. You will not, and they are the best stories you will ever own.

Meme of the day

A row of people in a church pew hurriedly flipping through Bibles with slightly panicked faces, pages fanning, one person peeking at the neighbor's. Caption: ""Let's turn to Obadiah" Whole church flipping pages in a panic"

More church-life jokes

  • Why did the unemployed man get excited reading his Bible? He thought he saw a Job.

  • How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

  • What did Adam say the day before Christmas? “It’s Christmas, Eve!”

  • Where is tennis first mentioned in the Bible? When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.

  • Who was the shortest man in the Bible? Bildad the Shuhite. (Shoe-height.)

A fresh set every morning. None of them comes back until the whole stack has had its turn.

More memes

  • A long church fellowship hall table covered in casserole dishes and one lonely untouched green salad in the middle, cheerful people with full plates. Caption: "Church potluck Twelve casseroles. One salad. Nobody touched the salad."
  • A congregation in wooden pews in a bright country church, several people smiling knowingly at each other, one man glancing at his wristwatch. Caption: "Pastor says "in closing" Twenty more minutes. We knew."
  • A tiny girl in an angel costume with a crooked tinsel halo glares fiercely at the audience with her arms crossed during a Christmas pageant. Caption: "Her one line was "Fear not." She delivered it like a threat."
Every meme

The BRO Code: Do of the day

Give thanks in everything.

Even the flat tire. Especially the flat tire, once you meet the man who stopped to help.

The whole list for Christian

Make a memory tonight

Read today's poll out at dinner and make everybody answer before they can eat. Then do the dad-vs-mom showdown and let the youngest person at the table be the judge. It takes two minutes and it is the part of the day they will remember.

New laughs every morning. Come back tomorrow.

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