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Asked a farmer how far to town Two songs and a cattle guard.

An older farmer leans on a fence post and points confidently down a gravel road. Caption: "Asked a farmer how far to town Two songs and a cattle guard."
Asked a farmer how far to town Two songs and a cattle guard.
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